Movie Boner: Thelma&Louise

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“I’m in deep shit; Deep Shit, Arkansas” Louise

I was too young to truly appreciate this movie when I first saw it. 100% denim and awesomeness. 1991 at its best. Let’s have a look shall we?

Louise is a waitress with some unnamed past trauma. check out her teal 1966 thunderbird convertible aka her favorite thing

louise is such a strong lady y’all. this outfit says “don’t fuck with me today”

everyone say “hi, thelma!” so thelma is a goofy housewife (all ladies in rollers are kinda goofy but goofy is love)

cheeeeeeese. you know how i love redheads. beginning of the big adventure. lives are about to ch-ch-change.

Thelma: Are you sure we should be driving like this, I mean in broad daylight and everything?
Louise Sawyer: No we shouldn’t, but I want to put some distance between us and the scene of our last goddamn crime.

lemme quote some vintage george dubya bush for you: “when  was young and stupid, i was young and stupid” see this is exactly what i’m talking about! back when i first saw this i didn’t realize the inherent sexiness of brad pitt. i didn’t see the light till circa ocean’s 11 sorry I’m a baby, I was born in 1985 and also I’m a reformed second wave feminist. always put my ladies first but times have changed (joooooke! love you ladies! love feminism!) you know who else didn’t notice brad pitt till later in life? angelina jolie. and look at her now.

oof. gratuitous brad pitt shots.

so yeah, thelma totes stole brad’s shirt (because they had “relations”)

look at how hot susan sarandon looks. smoking. and brad pitt’s shirt has lost its sleeves (via evolution of fashion) thelma and louise finally have found their style.

SERIOUS SHIT goes down so i won’t ruin it for you if you haven’t seen it (see it!) next time i go thrifting, i’m on a mission to find thelma’s shirt.

ann when are we going to the shooting range?

this is before the ipod people. zanie

badass ladies. see a trucker hat in action like god intended it before ashton kutcher (human equivalent of a von dutch hat) ruined it for all of us. cowboy hat is pretty sweet too.

ladies, watch this movie and witness the power of love and friendship (and denim fashion). dudes, watch this movie and don’t fuck with ladies; we will snap.

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