Archive for the ‘anti-boner’ Category

SATC2: thanks for the headdesks.

June 1, 2010

Ann: ok, let’s get friv about satc
FIRST UP miranda’s full-studded dress

YES PLS PUT IT IN ME
er, on me

Aminatou: dude
that dress was fucking delicious
the right amount of everythang
and made me forget what an asshole she is
i mean what more can you ask for?

Ann: she is not an asshole! she had a lobotomy between the last movie and this one to excise all of the snark.
also, can we discuss the subtle phase-out of the cosmo?
they drink other sorts of pink bevs in martini glasses… but not explicitly cosmos

Aminatou: HALLE-LU!  death to all -tinis
it’s like they issued a fatwa on those disgusting drinks

Ann: they probs cut the scene of carrie spilling pink vodka all over the souk and screaming, “I DRINK FLIRTINIS!”

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Disturbing developments

February 4, 2010

we at BONERCENTCOM have attempted to process this so you don’t have to:

Ann: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?
Amina: hate them.
Ann: this is the cropped coogi sweater of jams.
Amina: ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Officially declaring today “Denim Day”

January 27, 2010

Apparently VMan mag is featuring denim underwear in one of the editorials.

This is eerie, because I was just chatting with instafriend Becca today about denim underthings:

Becca: remember the britney/justin canadian tux outfit?
Ann: that photo makes me never want to wear jeans again
Becca: funny, it makes me want to wear like, denim undies so that justin knows i understand him
Ann: WHOA. do they make denim undies? seems… chafey
Becca: oh hi
Ann: that appears to be a thong in back
Becca: ahadsflhasdlf
Ann: how big do they think buttcracks are? they are not buttcanyons! it is a tight space! not enough room for denim!
Becca: BUTTCANYON

Broken Sarts

January 12, 2010

via.

Ann: This is basically the anti-boner (instalimpdick?) for me.

Amina: I actually hate when sart is in rio. Sucked last year. Will suck this year ugh.

Ann: Blame it on Rio?

Amina: this picture is still deeply offending me. those glasses. ugh. relevant 2.7 fashion/alt cycles ago.

Ann: i can’t get over the scarf. fail fail fail. it is simultaneously too gay and not gay enuf.

Amina: BRAZIL: it is simultaneously too gay and not gay enuf.

UPDATE: Make it stop!

Heartbreak Hotel

December 24, 2009

Another Summer of Death casualty.

Jimmy&SarahMiley&JustinBreezy&RiriLindsay&Samantha, JANE&BRADLEY, Bristol&Levy, Nas&Kelis and now these 2. FUCK YOU 2009.

23 years y’all! Just moved Bull Durham to the top of the netflix queue.

Danny&RheaMUFFMAN, I believe in you! Good luck to all you lovers in 2K10.

NKTOBarf

December 4, 2009