Archive for the ‘90s boner’ Category

SATC2: thanks for the headdesks.

June 1, 2010

Ann: ok, let’s get friv about satc
FIRST UP miranda’s full-studded dress

YES PLS PUT IT IN ME
er, on me

Aminatou: dude
that dress was fucking delicious
the right amount of everythang
and made me forget what an asshole she is
i mean what more can you ask for?

Ann: she is not an asshole! she had a lobotomy between the last movie and this one to excise all of the snark.
also, can we discuss the subtle phase-out of the cosmo?
they drink other sorts of pink bevs in martini glasses… but not explicitly cosmos

Aminatou: HALLE-LU!  death to all -tinis
it’s like they issued a fatwa on those disgusting drinks

Ann: they probs cut the scene of carrie spilling pink vodka all over the souk and screaming, “I DRINK FLIRTINIS!”

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Jersey Shore in ’94

February 14, 2010

Deep thoughts on love from the 1994 doc Wildwood, NJ.

What’s with today, today?

February 4, 2010

RED ALERT

December 14, 2009

Joyous news for the Instaboner! community:

There is a blog that chronicles the fashion from every episode of Roseanne. (via.)

You’re welcome.

“It’s my eye! Oh, God, it’s my eye!”

November 24, 2009

i love this episode of daria because we finally see the lane family and realize how different jane and trent (my first tv boyfriend) are. also the soundtrack to this episode is full of 90s amazingness like when trent is talking with uncle max and “sunny came home” comes on. too perfect.

We’re gonna miss you, Oprah!

November 23, 2009

So Oprah announced she’s going off the air in 2011. I’ve temporarily set aside my (wagon of fat-size) grief and started plotting ways to see her in Chicago.

Let’s start off the day with some vintage O clips.

1. love love LOVE Dolly and the outfts going on here:

2. my hatred of dave letterman is deeply rooted here:

Candy + Barry

November 8, 2009

bergenmanilow

You ain’t woman enough

November 7, 2009

Loretta Lynn+Roseanne= perfection

“My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.” Roseanne Bar (amen)

Miss you, 1990s

November 4, 2009

I have so much love for Cindy Crawford and all the ladies in this clip.

’90s revival time

November 4, 2009

THIS IS VAGENIUS.

“For us we’re used to shopping at thrift stores, so it’s like, even to us, to pay $60 for something, that’s like, the most we’re ever going to pay. Unless it’s like, you know, my mother’s paying.”


(via.)

True story: In high school art class, my BFF hand-painted the X-girl logo on canvas and I hung it on my bedroom wall. I loved it SO MUCH.

xgirl